CNN ran an “EXCLUSIVE” story yesterday claiming that China lied about the extent of the Virus and didn’t do enough to stop it last year.

- Call me crazy but isn’t that exactly what the President’s been saying since last March??

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Joe Biden is now in a walking boot after he broke several bones in his foot while playing with his German Shepherd, “Major”.

- Apparently this means Kamala Harris is now “One Frisebee Throw Away From the Presidency”.

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Researchers at McMaster University in Hamilton, Ontario found that toxic chemicals are weakening bones in the River Otter’s penis.

- They have BONES in their PENISES???

- Right now every man reading this is saying, “How can I get me one of them bones?!”

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New York City dropped out of the Top 10 Most Expensive Zip Codes in the U.S. for the first time ever.

- Start spreading the news.

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In a new Climate Documentary, Prince Harry said that we should all think of ourselves as “Raindrops” and do what we can to relieve the “Parched ground”.

- I’m thinking there have been a few too many Raindrops Fallin’ on Harry’s head lately.

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Psychologist say that with Bars closed and no sporting events to attend during the Pandemic, Men’s friendships have become more like Women’s.

- I don’t know if this counts… but Big Al stopped by the other day to ask me if his Jeans made his butt look big.

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I hope you saw the tribute to the late Robin Seymour on WTVS last night. Robin was on WKMH, later Keener 13, and the host of “Swingin’ Time” on Channel 9 during the 40’s, 50’s and 60’s. He was also a terrific guy!

Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick