(HE STAYED HOME)

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An Oregon Strip Club has come up with a way to get around the Coronavirus Shutdown… “Boober Eats”. For a $30 delivery fee, a pair of scantily clad strippers will deliver chicken fingers, steak bites and mini corndogs to your door.

- It takes a pretty confident man to order “Mini Corn Dogs” from a Stripper.

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Senate Dems say they won’t vote for the Coronavirus Relief Bill unless companies who receive aid provide Employee race, gender, pay, and diversity status. Plus… Obamacare, funding for the Arts, “Same Day Voter Registration” yada, yada, yada… are added to the Bill.

- Call me crazy, but isn’t this Bill supposed to help the American People and the entire Country survive all the Medical and Financial disruptions to our lives caused by the Coronavirus Pandemic???

- Sounds like some people are trying to sneak some Pork into a Bill whose benefits that are needed and Should Be provided RIGHT NOW.

And Just When You Thought Things Couldn’t Get Any Worse…

- Joy Behar is out of isolation and back on “The View”.

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The 2020 Olympics have been postponed due to the Coronavirus pandemic. The Japanese Prime Minister and the International Olympic Committee say the Tokyo games will take place in 2021 instead.

- I for one am happy about this! It gives me an extra year to work on my Balance Beam routine!

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Harvey Weinstein has tested positive for Coronavirus and is in isolation in a prison in Buffalo where he’ll spend the next 23 years.

- Is it just me or does it seem like Harvey’s having a bad year??

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road?

Social Distancing.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick