President Trump celebrated his 74th Birthday Sunday.

- He opened gifts and had cake… after making a wish and blowing out the flames on a Police car.

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Are you ready kids??? CNN is reporting that a cryptic Gay Pride Tweet sent out by Nickelodeon is proof that Spongebob Square Pants is Gay.

- In a related story, they’re reporting that his brother Spongebob No Pants is a Nudist.

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HEADLINE OF THE DAY:

Poland Accidentally INVADES Czech Republic in “MINOR MISUNDERSTANDING”.

- If only people were so understanding back in 1939 we could have avoided the whole World War II thing.

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According to a new poll, you start becoming your father at age 37… with 1 in 4 saying they now grunt when getting off the couch and 1 in 5 say they get annoyed when someone in the family changes the thermostat.

- I knew I was becoming more like my Dad when my nostrils and eyebrows started getting bigger.

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Health Officials in Houston are considering a second lockdown after an increase in Coronavirus cases.

- Remember the good old days when we had NASA COUNTDOWNS in Houston instead of LOCKDOWNS??

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North Carolina Police are looking to arrest a man who’s been running naked on public jogging trails.

- Not because he’s naked but because he’s not wearing a Mask.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick