The Trump Campaign announced that they’ll go back to holding rallies in two weeks.

- They’ve already started handing out red hats embroidered with “Make Masks Great Again”.

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1,000 protesters toppled a Christopher Columbus statue and threw it in a lake in Virginia.

- If Chris was alive today, I’ll bet he’d be wishing the Earth had been flat after all.

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Activists and Protestors are calling for the wildly popular Kid’s cartoon “Paw Patrol” to be cancelled because it “Portrays Police in a good light”.

- And there’s always the chance that “Dora the Explorer” was friends with Columbus.

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A CNN contributor called for the removal of the Washington and Jefferson Monuments because they were slave owners.

- Yes they were in the 1700’s.... But is she also aware that Washington and Jefferson were responsible for creating the system of Government that allows her to go on TV and say that their statues should be torn down??

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NYC Officials are encouraging residents to wear masks while having sex to stop the spread of COVID-19.

- They got the idea from the pics Anthony “Carlos Danger” Weiner used to send to his 15 year girlfriends.

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A survey of 2,000 British Couples found that 1 in 5 men have ended a relationship over their partner’s bathroom habits.

- Ladies… Are you gonna Stand for this??

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“Looney Tunes” announced that Elmer Fudd will no longer carry a Shotgun in the cartoon to “protect kids from the image of guns”.

- If they’re worried about damaging kids… how about making Donald Duck wear some Pants??

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A woman in the UK who competed in the “Miss Hitler Pageant” was arrested for being tied to a terror group.

- Well there goes her chances of winning “Miss Congeniality”.

- Her duties will now be fulfilled by the Runner Up… “Miss Mussolini”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick