Happy Birthday to Queen Elizabeth’s husband Prince Phillip who is 99 today!!!

- Wow. 99 years of doing that special “Royal Wave”. It’s a wonder he doesn’t have Crownal Tunnel Syndrome.

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It’s not just humans who are packin’ on the pounds during the coronavirus quarantine - According to a new survey 33% of cats and dogs have put on extra weight.

- They call it the CANINE-19.

- The dog breed that’s gained the most weight? Chow Chows.

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Paramount has cancelled the TV series “Cops” after 37 seasons because of the protests.

- Look for a reboot of the series to air on CNN called “Defund the Cops”.

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The restaurant review website YELP.com put out a list of the most-ordered delivery item in each State during the Pandemic. #1 in Michigan is Bubble Tea.

- Which begs the question, What is “Bubble Tea”?? Maybe it’s what Micheal Jackson’s pet monkey “Bubbles” used to drink.

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According to new research, 81% of Americans said music has helped them cope during the COVID-19 Pandemic - with people listening to an average of 38 minutes a day.

- Which is about right if you listen to “Stairway to Heaven” and “MacArthur Park” back to back.

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Music Insiders believe Kim Kardashian was behind Kanye West’s decision to donate $2 million dollars to Black Lives Matter.

- I’m pretty sure Kim’s Behind everything Kanye does.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick