Prez Trump is moving the Repub Convention out of North Carolina after the Gov refused to lift social distancing measures for the event.

- What’s the Governor worried about? According to the latest polls, even some in the GOP wouldn’t touch Trump with a 10 foot pole let alone come within 6 ft. of him.

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Victor Willis, who played the Cop in the Village People, is asking Trump to stop playing “Macho Man” at his Rallies.

- No word yet from Randy “The Cowboy” Jones, David “The Construction Worker” Hodo or Elizabeth “The Indian” Warren.

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The president of the Minneapolis City Council, went viral for saying that calling the police when your home is broken into “comes from a place of privilege”, and that she wants a “Police Free Society”.

- Here’s an idea… Why don’t we try a “Criminal Free Society” first?

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Dutch nightclubs re-opened this weekend - but the girls were told to dance on individual chairs so they don’t get too close.

- Meanwhile Strips Clubs in the USA are sticking to usual strict “One Dancer Per Pole” rule.

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A Royal Insider says Prince Charles has become a lot nicer since he caught the Coronavirus, but is usually in a bad mood.

- You’d be in a bad mood too if you never got to sit on the Throne.

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James Bond has a five-year-old daughter in the newest film, “No Time To Die.”

- The film will either be called “Dr. NO BECAUSE I SAID SO” or “The TeleTubby That Loved Me”.

- Bond had a Jet Pack, a Shark-Bursting Pellet and a Flamethrower Bagpipe but he didn’t have a condom??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick