Democratic City Officials in New York, L.A., Minneapolis and others are promoting the idea of replacing all Police Departments with Social Workers… who would respond to crimes and disputes.

- Right… Well I don’t know about you but I feel safer already.

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CNN anchor Chris Cuomo was reportedly caught prancing around his family pool NAKED in the background of a Yoga Session his wife was attending on Zoom.

- Cuomo is calling the story “Fake Nudes”.

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Casting directors and actors can report to work in Hollywood today but audition will be held behind plexiglass.

- That’s gonna make auditioning on the Casting Couch a tad more challenging.

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Government officials are demanding that Prince Andrew make him available for questioning over his friendship with pedophile Jeffrey Epstein… but Andrew says he’s “too busy”.

- Well d’uh! It’s Prom Season!!!

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A 30-year-old man in China had to go to the hospital to have a 17 inch Tilapia fish removed from where the sun don’t shine - and told doctors he sat on the fish by accident.

- Dontcha just hate it when that happens??

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A study by the University of Buffalo found that Coronavirus lockdowns have led to a surge in childhood obesity.

- I grew up in Buffalo. And in my day we didn’t need a Pandemic to get obese… we just needed Ted’s Hot Dog Stand.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick