To the over 150,000 of you who responded to the news of my marriage, Donna and I can’t begin to thank you enough for all of your kind comments about our Wedding last weekend! They meant the world to us! And in case you were wondering… We’re going to enjoy being married for a while before we start trying to have children!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

And now… on with the news!

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Democrat insiders say Elizabeth Warren, who turns 71 on Monday, is emerging as the leader on Joe Biden’s short list for VP even though he is under pressure to pick a Black Woman.

- Apparently Elizabeth assured Joe that as “Chief”, she has the power to change herself from “Indian” to “Black”.

- Warren is favored by 57% of voters according to a new Totem Poll.

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Ford says it’s decision to unveil the new Bronco on July 9th - OJ SIMPSON’s BIRTHDAY - is a “complete coincidence”.

- If you want a test drive just call Ford and ask for Al Cowlings.

- Car experts say the new Bronco can go from Zero to 25 in under 6 seconds!!

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A growing number of airlines are banning alcoholic drink sales because of Coronavirus concerns.

- If you still want to drink, you’ll have to bring your own. You know… Like the Pilots do.

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It’s been 3 months since he was diagnosed with COVID-19 - Prince Charles says his sense of smell and taste hasn’t come back.

- This explains why he’s been raving about British food.

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Chuck E. Cheese is said to be on the brink of filing for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy.

- Apparently they don’t have enough tokens to pay all their bills.

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A new poll found that Americans are the unhappiest they’ve been in the past fifty years.

- Why?? Is something going on??

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14,000 people have signed a “Change.Org” petition to replace Tennessee’s Confederate Monuments with Bronze statues of DOLLY PARTON.

- As soon as the news broke… They ran out of Bronze.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!