A survey by Omaha Steaks found that 68% of men admit to feeling more like their father with each passing year.

- Another survey found that Bruce Jenner feels more like his mother every year.

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“Tiz The Law” won the 152nd running of the Belmont Stakes in New York Saturday.

- Since his name includes “Law”… I guess now we can expect a “Defund the Horse” movement.

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Teenage Tik Tok Users are claiming responsibility for the low turnout at Prez Trump’s rally by purposely reserving tickets and then not showing up.

- I always thought “Tik Tok’s” were those the little mints in plastic containers some women carry at the bottom of their purse.

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Trump is under fire for referring to the Coronavirus as the “Kung Flu,” which some say is racist.

- Everybody is “Kung Flu Fighting” about it.

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Over the weekend, protesters tore down statues of Union Leader Ulysses S. Grant and “Star Spangled Banner” writer Francis Scott Key.

- How long until somebody claims that Lady Liberty is racist because she’s white and “put herself up on a pedestal”??

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A wildlife photographer caught a rare picture of a Humpback Whale’s massive ten foot penis off the coast of Australia.

- Reminds me of a book by Herman Melville I had to read in high school… I just can’t remember the name!!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Monday!

-Dick