As historical statues continue to be torn down there are rising fears that Mount Rushmore could come under attack.

- Where would they even begin?? If I was one of those moronic rioters, I’d pick George Washington’s nose.

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The family of a Texas woman who played Aunt Jemima is upset that Quaker has decided to scrap her legacy by doing away with the brand.

- Speaking of which, I remember the time daughter #2, Jackie, asked me why Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben slept in separate cupboards. (True!)

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Apple is closing eleven stores around the country after a surge in Coronavirus cases.

- So apparently an Apple a day WON’T keep the Virus away.

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A new study found that exercising too much may shorten your life span.

- If the reverse it true, Micheal Moore will be around for another hundred years!

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A British man was busted at the Brussels Airport for carrying a fake penis that was filled with cocaine.

- To add to his humiliation, the Flight Attendant said the penis was “Small enough to fit in the pocket of the seatback in front of him”.

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The AMC Theater Chain has reversed its position and will now require all moviegoers to wear a mask when theaters open in July.

- So let me get this straight… we buy the popcorn, put in in the mask, put the mask on and graze during the movie??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick