President Trump says he wants to offer Americans a very generous second “Stimulus Package.”

- That sounds familiar… Back in the 90’s, didn’t Bill Clinton offer a “Stimulus Package” to someone when he was in that little room off the Oval Office?

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Scientists say the number of space settlers needed to successfully start a colony on Mars is 110.

- If we start with the co-hosts of “The View”… we’ve only got 105 more to go!

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A 52 year old Pennsylvania mom has been arrested for driving her 28 year old son to and from a store which he robbed of $4000 dollars.

- Give her a break. These days it’s not easy to organize a Home-School Field Trip

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Porn Star Ron Jeremy has vehemently denied charges that he sexually assualted three women.

- The alleged victims say they can describe his man-parts… but then again I’d imagine anyone who’s ever seen one of his movies can to it too.

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On Thursday, Delta will become the first airline to resume flights between the U.S. and China… with some restrictions.

- You can only bring two bags when you leave NYC and one Virus on the flight back from Beijing.

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A dog from Tennessee named “Augie,” turned 20 in April making her the oldest living Golden Retriever in history.

- To celebrate, the owners threw her a party… but she kept bringin’ it back.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick