Joe Biden will accept the Democrat Nomination in a “Virtual” Convention without any delegates. In other breaking news… 12 time Hot Dog Eating Champ Joey Chestnut has announced he will attempt to break his record of 74 Hot Dogs - with 5 challengers in an air conditioned venue.

- So Joey Chestnut will defend his HOT DOG EATING CHAMPIONSHIP alongside 5 challengers in an air conditioned auditorium… but Joe Biden’s gonna accept the Democratic nomination for PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES with no challengers in his air-conditioned BASEMENT???

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President Trump’s plan to visit Mt. Rushmore on the 4th of July has drawn anger from Native Americans.

- Elizabeth Warren is really on the warpath.

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New York’s Governor Cuomo announced that Cops will stop cars with license plates from Coronavirus Hot Spot states and issue $1000 fines to people for not quarantining.

- Oh sure… NOW they WANT the Cops.

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North Korea’s Kim Jong Un is threatening to create a “sensational event” that will lead to the destruction of America.

- His plan is to Defund the Police and tear down our statues!!

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The McDonald’s in NYC’s Times Square is closing its doors after seventeen years.

- If a burger joint was going to close because of the riots you’d think it would be White Castle.

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A 62 year old Indiana woman is facing charges of animal cruelty after she tried to neuter her dog using a rubber band.

- The dog ran away… not to mention her Husband!!

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A Chinese man’s bladder exploded after he held his pee for 18 hours during a beer drinking binge.

- How did he hold it for the first 17 hours you ask? Ancient Chinese Secret!!

- NOTE TO BEER DRINKERS: If you hold it too long… Urine for big trouble.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick