Joe Biden is vowing to release his campaign diversity data after facing criticism that his staff is overwhelmingly White.

- How long do you figure it’s gonna be before someone starts complaining about the name of the White House??

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Congrats to “Jeopardy” and Host Alex Trebek who took home Statues for Best Game Show and Best Game Show Host at the 47th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards.

- But the way things are going… their “Statues” will be torn down by the end of the week.

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Meanwhile, “The Young and the Restless” won Eight awards.

- Y&R went on the air almost 50 years ago which mens the Original Cast is now “The Old and The Incontinent”.

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CHOP protestors in Seattle’s “Police Free Zone” have moved into the abandoned Police Precinct.

- Cuz, you know, when you’re trying to lead a revolution, you need air conditioning and all the donut shops on Speed Dial.

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According to new “Wedding Rules” in Britain, the Brides and Grooms have to wash their hands immediately before and after exchanging rings.

- In the old days, Brides were supposed to be “Pure”… Now they have to be “Purell”.

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A Florida woman was arrested for assaulting her boyfriend with a pizza.

- The argument started because he was feeling “Hot” but she wasn’t “Ready”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick