Protestors set up a GUILLOTINE outside Jeff Bezos house in Washington DC house saying “Support our Poor Communities not Wealthy Men”.

- How much you want to bet they ordered the Guillotine from Amazon??

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Vladimir Putin says he’ll CONSIDER running for President through 2036 - but ONLY if the Russian Parliament votes to amend the Constitution allowing him to do that.

- And, honestly, what are the chances of them doing that??

- I mean what’s he gonna do?? Put a gun to their heads??

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A woman in Uganda - dubbed the World's Most Fertile Woman - has become a single mother after her husband walked out after the birth of their FORTY-FORTH CHILD.

- It reminds me of what George Kell used to say when Sparky Anderson walked out to the mound to change pitchers… “He has seen enough”.

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Mississippi Lawmakers have voted to remove the Confederate symbol from their State Flag.

- Those OPPOSED to the move said, “M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-WHY??”

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For their flight to the moon in 2024, NASA is offering a $20,000 reward to the person who designs the best space toilet.

- They want it to be sound proof “Because in Space… No One Should Hear You………… !!!”

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Kim Kardashian says her cosmetics brand is now worth $1 BILLION after signing a new deal with COTY Cosmetics.

- That’s a hefty bottom line.

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RIP… Carl Reiner. 98.

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Congratulations to Sherry Margolis who retires today after 35 years at Fox 2 in Detroit!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick