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Protestors are trying to bring down ANOTHER statue of Abraham Lincoln.

- HONEST??? ABE??? As I recall… he signed the EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION!!

- I’m thinking if Abe was alive today he’d gladly go back to the Theater for some entertainment and see that Play again.

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The White House confirmed plans to keep troops at the Mexican Border until 2021.

- Remember the good old days (like six months ago) when the big thing people were arguing about was our Immigration Policy??

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Thirteen years ago this week, The iPhone went on sale for the first time.

- And one of these days I’m going to learn how to do more than Answer it.

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Two commercial Airline pilots in Ireland are in hot water after video surfaced of them using a rubber chicken to operate the controls in the cockpit.

- Hey… at least unlike the Pilots, the CHICKEN wasn’t drinking.

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The Brooklyn Home where Al Capone was born is on the market for $2.9 million dollars.

- The property taxes are high - but if you want to be like Al, just don’t pay ‘em.

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A British survey found that 1 in 3 dog owners would choose their pet over their partner.

- The other 2 in 3 say they’d like a Spouse/Pet mix like the “Dave-A-Doodle” and the “Golden Re-Steve-er”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

- Dick

Hey… Jackie here! Thanks so much to all of you for your kind Birthday wishes! Dad took me out for a wonderful dinner at Chuck E. Cheese!! I’m a lucky girl…

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