Happy 244th Birthday to America!!

Speaking of our Great Country…

A petition circulating on Left-leaning Change.org is calling for a statue of Christopher Columbus in Cleveland to be replaced with a native of the city … Chef Boyardee.

- What a great idea! They could have the Chef holding a can of Spaghetti in his right hand and his Meatballs in his left.

- Even the Chef would be Ravioli-ing in his grave if he heard about this.

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Queen Elizabeth called President Trump on Tuesday to wish him a Happy 4th of July.

- Nice to see she’s gotten past that whole Revolutionary War Thing.

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The Washington Redskins have been told they can’t move from Maryland to RFK Stadium in D.C. unless they agree to change the teams “offensive” name.

- If they want something “Offensive” they should watch the Lions blow their lead in the 4th quarter.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci says people should cease going to Bars in order to stop the spread of COVID-19.

- Well I’ll drink to that.

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A survey by AAA is predicting that Fewer Americans will take road trips over the 4th of July Weekend.

- After 4 months of being stuck in the house with their family, NOBODY wants to spend three days trapped in a car with ‘em.

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The NYC Council passed a budget that will cut Police funding by $1 BILLION… but Squad Member & Democratic Socialist AOC says “It’s not enough”.

- If we want this Country to survive as we know it, we better start practicing some “Social-IST Distancing”.

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Two new studies suggest that using public transit increases your chances of dying from Coronavirus.

- Sing with me! “The Germs on the Bus Go Round and Round… Round and Round…”

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A study by Lafayette University found that people who constantly nitpick their partners can send them to an early grave.

- If that’s true, Joy Behar’s husband must be on life support.

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Have a great day and a Safe & Happy 4th of July Weekend!

- Dick