Kanye West celebrated the 4th of July by announcing that HE’S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!!

- Finally! Some GOOD news!!

- If he wins, Kim Kardashian will be the 1st First Lady in US History to make a Sex Tape in the Lincoln Bedroom… as far as we know.

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Prince Andrew has canceled his annual golfing trip to Spain because he’s “nervous” about leaving the UK after Ghislaine Maxwell’s arrest.

- He’s gonna stick close to the Castle and take his 14 year girlfriend Putt-Putting instead.

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Officials in Los Angeles and Miami are now admitting that Protests may have led to an uptick in COVID cases but NYC Mayor DeBlasio denies the mass events have increased the spread.

- Apparently in New York you can “Start Spreading the News” without “Spreading the Virus”.

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Scientists say they’ve debunked the theory that one year in a dogs life is equal to 7 human years, saying that a four-year-old dog is acutally equivalent a 52-year-old human.

- So if your 4 year old Schnoodle-Doodle wants a snout-lift and buys a convertible… he’s just going through his mid life crisis.

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According to a new survey, most Americans are still willing to help out strangers and perform acts of kindness towards others.

- Unless those “others” happen to disagree with them on Facebook.

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Competitive Eater Joey Chestnut wolfed down a world record 75 hot dogs and buns at the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest in NYC on Saturday.

- They’re haven’t been that many hot dogs and buns on public display since Anthony Weiner got out of the slammer.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick