Researchers who discovered burnt marijuana at an ancient Shrine in Israel believe worshipers may have used it to get high more 2700 years ago.

- That, or Willie Nelson’s Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather lived there.

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Arizona State University researchers tested the theory that a dog will do anything to save it’s owner if the owner is in distress and the answer is…….. YES!

- In a related story, researchers found that Cat owners in distress are on there own.

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Automotive experts say the Pandemic may have changed car buying forever… and that all transactions will be done ONLINE with no Dealership visits.

- So prepare to be on hold for 20 minutes while your salesperson texts back and forth with his Manager to see if he can get a “Better Deal” for you.

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A new report shows that Hertz Rent-A-Car paid its executives $16 million in bonuses just before declaring bankruptcy.

- It sounds bad, but the execs still had to drive all the way to the Airport to Turn In their Company Cars.

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Many of the nation’s businesses are canceling their scheduled re-openings amidst the violent protests.

- But on a bright note… the Stormi Daniels Tour announced that she plans to reopen this week.

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Dermatologists are warning about a new skin problem called “Maskne”??? It’s facial acne caused by wearing a mask.

- This whole pandemic is like being a teenager again… We’re not allowed to take the car out for a drive, we’re not supposed to kiss anyone… and now a lot of people getting Acne again.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick