Joe Biden was filmed going for a bike ride in his Delaware neighborhood over the weekend.

- Joe said the ride reminded him of the paper route he used to share with his childhood friend, Paul Revere.

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America’s Got Talent creator Simon Cowell broke his back doing “tricks” on a new electric bike in his Malibu Driveway.

- Apparently British Guys DON’T Have Talent when it comes to doing wheelies.

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Last night Hundreds of people in Chicago threw objects at Police and stole hundreds of thousands of dollars in designer merchandise from stores along the “Magnificent Mile”.

- Because nothing says “Social Justice” like a stolen handbag from Louis Vitton.

- Between NY, NY and Chicago (His kind of town)… somewhere Frank Sinatra is revising his Greatest Hits Album.

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With COVID cases on the rise, Face Coverings are now mandatory in Paris.

- Bottom line: If you go to Paris on vacation, the French will still be rude to you… but it’ll be harder to understand their insults from behind the Mask.

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McDonald’s is suing their former CEO for $40 MILLION for hiding his sexual harassment of several employees before he was fired from the company.

- Who knew “You Want Fries With That?” was a come-on?

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On Thursday, Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg joined the exclusive “Centibillionaire Club” - people who have a net worth of more than $100 Billion. The only other club members are Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates.

- You think the money’s good… you should see their Secret Handshake.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick