Queen Elizabeth took to Instagram this week to wish her grand-daughter-in-law Meghan Markle a Happy 39th Birthday. 

- The Queen urged Prince Harry to get his wife “something expensive that she wasn’t expecting”… like a Divorce. 

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Three female Macomb County Morgue workers have been fired for bringing a cake decorated with a man’s private parts to an office party.   

- It’s gotten so you can’t even bring an 8” cake to work anymore without getting fired. 

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There’s a new dating trend called “Wokefishing” where people try to get dates by presenting themselves as protest-attending, anti-racist, anti-police Vegans who are “sex positive” (whatever that is). 

- Remember the good old days when you asked someone out because you thought they were good looking??  

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Joe Biden is now expected to name his Vice Presidential pick NEXT week after initially saying it would happen this week. 

- Joe says he’s “knee deep” in background checks. And ankle-deep in water because his basement flooded over the weekend. 

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A growing number of women are getting vibrator facials after celebs started posting videos of themselves getting one on Instagram.

- At least that’s the Buzz. 

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A survey found that a growing number of restaurants in Los Angeles are transforming parking lots into outdoor dining areas. 

- But if you want a good table, you have to have a Handicap sticker. 

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A Massachusetts man was busted for walking his dog in the nude. 

- Sounds like somebody was showing too much of his Doodle. 

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick