In honor of National Underwear Day… a Poem.

I see London… I see France.

Today we honor Underpants!

Put on your Jockeys and sing a song!

For Boxers, Briefs… and even Thongs!

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President Trump says full-on Mail-In voting could delay election results by TWO MONTHS.

- Here’s an idea… Why don’t we all vote through Amazon?? That way we could get ourselves a Prime President in TWO DAYS… guaranteed!

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A survey by the Rand Corporation found that one in three Americans rely on news sources that they admit are untrustworthy.

- If you don’t believe it… Remember, you ARE reading this blog.

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A new survey found that a lot of people are turning to Ice Cream to make them feel better during the Pandemic.

- ABBA’s even recorded a song about it… “Dairy Queen”.

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“Phantom of the Opera” composer Andrew Lloyd Webber slammed the movie version of “Cats” saying “the whole thing was ridiculous.”

- You may disagree with him… but you gotta admit he was’s YEARS ahead of everybody else when it comes to that whole wearing-a-mask thing.

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Three men have been rescued from a tiny Pacific island after writing a giant SOS sign in the sand that was spotted by a helicopter pilot.

- Well that’s great for Gilligan, the Skipper and the Professor… but what about Mary Ann, Ginger and the Howells??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick