President Trump joked during his Wisconsin speech that he should get a third term in office.

- Can we just get through THIS YEARS ELECTION first???

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Just hours before Bill Clinton’s speech last night, the DailyMail.com revealed pictures of him getting a massage from Chelsea Davies, one of Jeffrey Epstein’s victims, during a trip on Epstein’s plane the “Lolita Express”.

- Bill says it was obviously photoshopped and added, “I did NOT get a massage… from THAT WOMAN… Miss Davies”.

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The Democratic National Committee is promising that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris will appear LIVE on Thursday night after the party was criticized for airing pre-taped speeches the first two nights of the convention.

- This should really energize Joe’s Base…..ment.

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A new report claims that a national coin shortage is making transactions harder on retailers, laundromats, and even the tooth fairy.

- With six little girls in my house (that’s 180 BABY TEETH) our Tooth Fairy made enough money to buy a Time Share in Del Boca Vista.

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Kim Jong-un has ordered the confiscation of all pet dogs because of a meat shortage in North Korea.

- So look for “Beagle Bites”, “German Shephard’s Pie” and “Tuna Poodle Casserole” coming soon to “Kroger of North Korea”.

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A new study found that taking a seven-minute power walk everyday will decrease your chances of dying by 30%.

- Unless you power walk to DQ for a Roller Hot Dog and a Peanut Buster Parfait.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick