Saw this on Facebook yesterday - captioned - “The Original Zoom Meeting”! Which reminds me of one of the great questions and answers on “Hollywood Squares” back in the day. The host Peter Marshall asked Charlie Weaver in the bottom left square “What did Columbus discover?” Weaver’s answer? “The world was Round… and Queen Isabella was Flat”.

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No word yet on whether Pumpkin Spice Spam - which sold out in just 7 hours last Fall - will be back on Grocery Store shelves this year.

- Luckily I stocked up last year so I’d be ready when I get the inevitable craving for Pork and Pumpkin.

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A 2019 survey showed 79% of alcohol consumers have made at least one online “Drunk Purchase” - a number they expect to go up because of the Pandemic Lockdowns.

- Admit it guys. Who among us hasn’t had a few glasses of wine and woken up to find a Joy Behar Inflatable Doll on our front porch two days later?

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Jeff Bezos say’s “Drunk Buying” is a BILLION DOLLAR business on Amazon.

- And that’s just the money they make from Charlie Sheen.

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A surprising new study finds that giving toddlers MORE SCREEN TIME on Electronic Devices like iPads will help with their attention span.

- That from a joint study out of SpongeBob State University.

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The NFL had seventy-seven False-Positive Corona tests, where they reported players had caught COVID when they really hadn’t.

- So apparently the Lions aren’t the only ones who drop the ball when it comes to important catches.

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Happy birthday, Sean Connery! The first James Bond turns 90 today.

- Sean says he still drives an Aston Martin… but not at night.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick