Jerry Falwell has resign from Liberty University after it was revealed that he liked to watch his wife have sex with a pool boy.

- Well, as they say, “Everybody needs a Hobby”.

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Melania Trump got largely rave reviews for her speech at the RNC last night… But afterward Bette Midler was called out for being anti-immigrant for tweets she sent out about Melania including "Oh, God. She still can’t speak English” and “Get that illegal alien off the stage!”

- Hmmmm. “From a Distance”… I’d say Bette is a tad hypocritical.

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Yesterday, Hillary Clinton said Joe Biden may receive more of the popular vote but could lose the Electoral College… and that Joe should NOT CONCEDE under any circumstances.

- Been there. Done that.

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Usain Bolt, the World’s Fastest Man, has tested positive for Coronavirus after celebrating his 34th birthday with a giant, mask-free party.

-Seems to me - If ANYBODY could outrun a virus - it would be this guy.

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To be more “Inclusive” the Berlin Film Festival has wiped out the Best Actor/Actress categories and will now go non-gender for ALL awards.

- How are the nominees for “Best Boy” gonna handle this??

- What next?? Actors who are STILL ALIVE featured in the “In Memoriam” tribute so they won’t feel bad for NOT BEING DEAD????

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Using a computer program called “The Dreamcatcher”, scientists now say Dreams aren’t “symbolic” but are just a continuation of what happens in everyday life.

- If last night is any indication, I guess this means I’m going to be getting a job in a Potato Chip Factory working next to Richard Nixon wearing a Space Suit and Wing Tip Shoes.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick