The online Women’s travel magazine, “A Broad Abroad” advises women who encounter polar bears (?) to take their clothes off because bears are “easily distracted” and it will give a woman time to run away.

- But watch out for the Kodiak Bears… they take pictures.

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A South Carolina Fire Department broke up a massive pool party that violated social distancing rules with several hundred people - including a lot of little kids - in the pool at one time.

- Nobody has gotten COVID… but with so many kids in the pool, they did check for YELLOW Fever.

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Police have clashed with protesters outside the White House for three straight nights.

- They haven’t had three straight nights of action at the White House since Bill Clinton was President.

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A study published by Nature Communications found that the flu virus can travel in dust and other non-respiratory particles.

- So my mother was right when she made me dust the house every Saturday morning when I was kid… she was just trying to keep me from getting the Flu!

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A man in Oklahoma was arrested for going through the Drive-Thru at Taco Bell completely naked.

- The woman working the window said “there was nothing Supreme about his Nachos”.

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According to the National Academy of Science, giving money to your children is likely to increase their life span.

- Wait til my daughters read this. But then again… I’m not sure they read this blog.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick