Apple is changing the privacy features on it’s phones to make it harder for Facebook to track people.

- And to think I was excited when AT&T introduced Call Waiting.

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Millions of kids head back to school today (Virtually) as the new year gets underway.

- Emotions ran high as parents kissed their little ones goodbye and waved as they moved to the other end of the couch.

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A wife called the cops on her HUSBAND (43) and HIS MOTHER (63) after she found the mother/son duo doing the Horizontal Mambo on the couch.

- Who amongst us hasn’t experienced a little tension in our relationship when the Mother-in-Law comes for a visit??

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Pope Francis has become a virtual prisoner at the Vatican because of measures being taken to protect him from Coronavirus.

- But they say it’s easy for him to stay busy working… “since he wears a lot of hats”.

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Magician David Blaine will perform a new stunt this week… rising 18,000 feet in the air by holding onto giant helium balloons in a move he hopes will “Send a message to the world”.

- And that message is… “I haven’t been in the news in a while”.

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In protest of extreme lockdown measures, over the weekend hundreds of Germans stormed Germany’s Parliament building.

- After that, they invaded Poland… Just for old times sake.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick