The Mayor and City Council of Washington DC are calling for the “Removal, Relocation or Re-Conceptualization” (?) of statues and monuments that “don’t reflect OUR values” including THE JEFFERSON MEMORIAL and the WASHINGTON MONUMENT.

- How are they gonna “Relocate” them??? Hire “2 Men and a REALLY BIG TRUCK”????

- Or they could just sink ‘em in the “Washington Swamp”.

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A Ben Franklin statue is also on the Mayor and City Council’s chopping block - despite that decades before the American Revolution, Ben called for the Abolishment of Slavery.

- But why concern themselves with pesky details??

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Despite Salons being CLOSED in San Francisco because of the Pandemic, Nancy Pelosi has admitted IT IS HER that was caught on security cameras getting her hair washed and blown dry at her favorite Salon.

- Even Joe Biden criticized Nancy… but then added, “Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific”!

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Caitlyn Jenner has launched a new cooking channel on YouTube and in his/her first episode, he/she made his/her ex wife Kris Jenner’s recipe for “Fettuccini with Sausage and Peppers”.

- Well actually Caitlyn cut the sausage from the recipe.

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The Michigan Department of State has approved VIRTUAL Drivers Ed Classes - meaning thousands of teenagers will still be able to get their licenses during the Pandemic.

- First came Driverless Cars… now VIRTUAL Parallel Parkers. What could go wrong??

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A well known Abraham Lincoln Impersonator was busted for possession of porn in Illinois.

- He eluded capture for years by keeping it under his hat.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick