A new study in the Journal of American Medicine found that the Coronavirus has caused some men to experience swollen testicles.

- And you thought wearing a mask on your FACE was uncomfortable.

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Nancy Pelosi says she was “Set Up” by the Salon owner whose security cameras showed a wet-haired Nancy walking through the salon without a mask on.

- There’s even a new hashtag for it… #BRECK-xit.

- A Salon Set Up?? Nancy’s got more cajones than most men. Maybe SHE should wear two masks.

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A Democratic Super Pac is warning that Donald Trump is going to hold a huge lead on election night, only to see a massive swing towards Joe Biden when the mail-in ballots come in a few days later.

- Which begs the question: Why is it so Darn hard to get Dead People to vote on time??

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BLM protestors caused $150,000 in damage to Graceland by spray-painting graffiti on Elvis’s former home in Memphis.

- What are they prostesting?? Peanut Butter and Nana Sandwiches???

- Elvis didn’t actually see the damage because he wasn’t home at the time… But he sent a tweet to the vandals reading“Don’t Be Cruel”.

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A new study found that the “New Guinea Singing Dog” (?) is not extinct as scientists once believed.

- Seems to me they should breed the Singing Dog with a Poodle to create the Dooby Dooby DOODLE. (Which reminds me… I once read that Sinatra said that “Strangers in the Night” was his LEAST favorite song because of the “Dooby Dooby Do” he improvised at the end).

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A video of two women getting into a wild fistfight on a Jetway at New York’s La Guardia Airport has gone viral.

- The way things are going… this counts as the “Feel Good” story of the day.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick