Many thanks to my old radio partner and friend Tom Ryan who sent me this video over the weekend. It’s the best 54 seconds you’ll spend all day!

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Ozzy Ozbourne admitted that trying to kill his wife Sharon Osbourne when they were newly married 30 years ago wasn’t one of his “greatest achievements”.

- Ya think??

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Fire officials have announced that a Smoke-Generating Pyrotechnic Device used at a Gender Reveal Party ignited one of the 23 major Fires burning in California.

- Remember when a “Gender Reveal Party” was when the Doctor came into the waiting room and said, “Congratulations… It’s a Boy!” or “Congratulations… It’s a Girl!”. Or in my case… “Congratulations… It’s a Girl”… SIX TIMES.

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Actor Bradley Cooper recently took a shot at The Oscars, saying that the awards season is “meaningless” and “devoid of artistic creation.”

- Which is actor-speak for “I’m not nominated this year”.

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According to a new study, COVID-19 may persist in the gut even after the virus has been cleared from the airways — suggesting that fecal matter could be a better way to detect the virus than traditional nose swabs.

- On a bright note… you can keep your mask on during the test!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick