Citing his work helping to broker peace between Israel and the United Arab Emirates President Trump has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.

- The Prez will accept his award wearing a Red “Make Nobel Peace Prizes Great Again” baseball cap.

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Snow Days may be a thing of the past… Officials say with On-Line learning, there will be no need to cancel school due to inclement weather.

- Hey… Growing up in Buffalo - EVERY day was a Snow Day! …Even in July!

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Portland has banned the use of Facial Recognition Technology in public places saying it “Violates personal privacy”.

- So if the Police in Portland want to identify someone, they’re going to have to do it the old-fashioned way: Get their fingerprints off a Fire Bomb.

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According to a recent report, more than 700 airline passengers have been banned from flying on U.S. airlines for refusing to wear masks.

- Remember the old days when all you had to do to make the “No Fly List” was be a Terrorist?

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A University of South Australia study finds that grilling and roasting red meat raises the risk of heart disease.

- Now they tell us… Like they couldn’t have announced this BEFORE the Labor Day BBQ’s??

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A Sicilian mafia boss serving a life sentence for murder was so mad about an inspection of his cell that he bit off and swallowed a guard’s pinky finger.

- In his defense… they don’t stock finger sandwiches at the Prison Commissary.

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The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has announced a set of requirements for films to be “Awards-Eligible” in an effort to increase representation and inclusion in Hollywood.

- Here’s an idea… When theaters finally reopen, how about making some movies that people over age 14 might actually wanna go see?

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When a New Hampshire woman was told the Political t-shirt she wore to the polls was “illegal” she whipped it off and voted topless.

- I’m betting they gave her TWO “I Voted!” stickers.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick