Yesterday the Lions blew a 17 point 4th Quarter lead and lost to the Bears 27 - 23.

- In a year where it seems like EVERYTHING has changed… The Lions proved there’s ONE THING we can ALWAYS count on.

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A Japanese Themepark has introduced a “Haunted Toilet” as part of it’s “Socially Distanced” Halloween attraction… Only one guest will be allowed in the “Scary Bathroom” at a time and it’ll be“cleaned and disinfected” after each person leaves.

- That sounds like a pretty darn good plan! Pandemic or not.

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Lululemon, which is worth $40 billion dollars and sells $128 Yoga Pants, is promoting an event urging people to “Resist Capitalism”.

- Just to clarify… Lululemon wants the millennials who WEAR the pants to “Resist Capitalism”… but they want the Parents who PAY for the pants to keep shelling out the big bucks.

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San Francisco is looking to lower the voting age to 16.

- Sounds great to me! And they can vote while wearing their $128 Lululemon Yoga Pants!

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A survey found that for the first time ever, more people left California last year than moved in.

- People say they want to live somewhere “safer”… you know… like Portland… Or Chicago.

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The Chinese Military issued a report calling the United States the biggest threat to world peace.

- That according to MSG… Um, excuse me… I mean MSNBC.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick