While speaking to a group of small business owners in Arizona VP Candidate Kamala Harris accidentally said they will have a friend in “The HARRIS Administration”.

- Sure… An “Accident”… Right…

- No wonder Joe’s staying in his basement. He’s afraid Kamala’s gonna take him out.

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Jeopardy! began it’s 37th Season last night with contestants remaining at “Socially Distanced” podiums and host Alex Trebek staying at his podium when he talks with contestants.

- Bottom line: I still got most of the questions wrong.

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We should know if their Coronavirus vaccine works by the end of October according to Pfizer, the maker of Viagra.

- October?? I thought they’re stuff usually worked in 30 minutes. At least that’s what Big Al told me…

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Kanye West called himself “The New Moses” and says he won’t release any new music for the foreseeable future.

- PROMISE??

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Taco Bell is selling its own custom $19-a-bottle wine called “Jalapeño Noir”.

- This is Nacho everyday Red Wine.

- Who among us hasn’t been looking for a red wine with hints of Hot Pepper and a Refried Bean finish?

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A man relieved himself in the driveway of Nancy Pelosi’s home in San Francisco.

- Remember the good old days when all you left in San Francisco was your Heart??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick