In a late-in-the-game reversal… BIG TEN FOOTBALL IS BACK… with ALL TEAMS set to play an 8-Game schedule starting the weekend of October 23-24!!!

- Why’d the decision take so long?? The players have been wearing Helmets with FACE MASKS for years!

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During a live interview, CNBC host Jim Cramer called Nancy Pelosi "Crazy Nancy" right to her FACE saying it was an attempt at humor.

- It made Nancy’s hair stand on end. But luckily she knows of a great salon in San Francisco that could fit her right in.

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Madonna announced that she’ll co-write and direct a new movie about her life.

- Finally some good news about the movie theaters being closed.

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Speaking of Madonna… A new study found that chlamydia and gonorrhea are on the rise in young women.

- I’m no doctor, but doesn’t this mean it’s probably also on the rise in young men??

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Anthony Weiner has a new job! He’s now CEO of a company that makes countertops out of broken glass.

- This is a real change for Anthony… With all that broken glass he’s forced to wear pants.

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Former President Barack Obama’s next memoir is expected to come out two weeks after election day.

- So we’ll have something to read for a couple of months while we’re waiting for the votes to be counted.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick