While talking about COVID-19 Wed., Prez Trump used the phrase “Herd MENTALITY” instead of “Herd IMMUNITY”.

- At least that’s what I Herd.

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Meanwhile, during a Town Hall Joe Biden said, “Cause if you could take care, if you were a quartermaster, you can sure in hell take care runnin’ a, you know, a department store uh, thing, you know, where, in the second floor of the ladies department or whatever, you know what I mean?”

- Huh?

- Absolutely Joe. We know exactly what you mean.

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Celebs are sporting “Nude Bike Shorts” which are tight shorts made of flesh colored material - that “Draw the eye to the wearer’s Butt”.

- I don’t think Kim Kardashian needs “special material” for that.

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A growing number of schools in Denmark are holding classes entirely outdoors in the forest.

- Well that kind of takes the fun out of going out for Recess.

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Some hospitals are experimenting with playing violin music to see if it helps patients with their anxiety, pain and loneliness.

- For example… If you’re in the hospital for a heart attack caused by watching “The View”, they’ll play Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy”.

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According to research, people who sleep on the left side of the bed are likely to be more cheerful than their partners who sleep on the right side.

- And in related news… If your a Democrat who sleeps on the RIGHT side of the bed or a Republican who sleeps on the LEFT side of the bed, you’re so confused it’s NO WONDER you don’t get any sleep at night.

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A study by the Northwestern School of Medicine found that scientists have located the portion of the male brain that controls sexual desire.

- HINT: It’s in the lower part.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick