Police were called on a homeowner in Mason, Michigan who put a toilet on his front lawn with a sign reading “Put Mail-In Ballots Here.” An election official had complained that people might be confused and think the toilet is a Polling Place.

- You mean that Port-a-Potty on the side of the road that I voted in last week WASN’T a polling place??

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The death of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has split the country again over when her vacancy should be filled.

- This country is getting split more often than Michael Moores pants.

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Joe Biden made yet another gaffe over the weekend… claiming that “200 MILLION people have died from Covid 19” in the U.S.

- He then when on to offer his condolences on the death of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg.

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The Secret Service intercepted a package at the White House that was addressed to the President and allegedly contained Ricin, a lethal poison.

- Trump tweeted: “See? I was RIGHT AGAIN about the Dangers of Voting by Mail. SAD!!!”

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Flight attendants will rally outside of Senator Debbie Stabenow's office today to demand action on COVID-19 relief.

- But due to Covid restrictions the flight attendants announced that there will be NO BEVERAGE SERVICE during the rally.

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Because they had a Space Probe land there some years ago, the head of Russia’s space agency has declared that Venus is a “Russian Planet”.

- Obviously this guy has his head up Uranus.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick