Agricultural experts are warning that the U.S. is facing a “Time-Bomb” explosion of millions of “SUPER PIGS” that can reproduce at just 3 months old, grow up to 400lbs and destroy thousands of square miles of farms and livestock.

- Yeah… but think about all the BACON!

- So I guess we’ll be seeing a new round of rioting and protests demanding that Cities “Defund the Super Pigs”.

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British PM Boris Johnson has tightened Covid restrictions amid fears of a 2nd wave of the virus - and Toilet Paper is once again hard to find.

- Oh Crap.

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President Trump told Bob Woodward that when it comes to “picking judges” he’s the best President since George Washington.

- There are other similarities too… they’re both known for their Hair… White for Washington and Orange for Trump.

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The NY Times claims that what appears to be low turnout of Biden supporters at campaign stops compared to Trump is REALLY due to people observing “Social Distancing”.

- Yeah, well maybe that… plus not as many people showing up??

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Due to the Pandemic, The CDC is “discouraging” costume masks, parties and Trick or Treating on Halloween.

- Great. What am I supposed to do with all the Chunky Soup I’ve already bought to hand out to the the little nippers??

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Retailers are worried about how Social Distancing will affect Black Friday shopping.

- You’ve gotta admit… It’s hard to punch someone and rip a Big Screen TV out of their hands while you’re standing 6 feet away.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick