To make the game sound as realistic as possible, last Sunday the network carrying the game played fake booing sounds after the Eagles Quarterback made a bad throw.

- They were going to make this Sunday’s Lions game sound more realistic too… but changed their mind when they realized there’s no sound effect to duplicate Utter Disappointment.

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There is ONE SEAT LEFT on the SpaceX Dragon flight to the International Space Station in October 2021.

- Are you listening Joy Behar?

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Failed Dem. Presidential Candidate Michael Bloomberg sent $16 MILLION to Florida to pay the fines and court fees for 32,000 convicted Felons. Why? So they can vote in November.

- Makes sense to me that Convicted Criminals should have a say in which Criminals we elect to run the Country.

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More than two dozen colleges in the U.S. including the University of Michigan and Ohio State have cancelled the Spring Break recess for 2021.

- So this may be a good time to buy stock in the “Girls Gone Wild” Video Series.

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A study by Safety.com found that Americans are being caught on security cameras at least 238 times every week.

- Smile! You’re on 238 Candid Cameras!

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The “Ellen” apology tour began on the air yesterday and beat the ratings predictions.

- Kind of like how she allegedly browbeat all of the staff on the show.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick