A new survey found that just 25% of employed Americans are working from home.

- The other 75% are TRYING to work… but their dog keeps chewing through the computer cord. (It happened to me this week!)

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Disneyland is petitioning California Governor Newsom to let them re-open.

- They even offered to have Sneezy Quarantine for two weeks and said Donald Duck will work on Zoom since he’s not wearing pants.

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According to a new book about the Royals, Prince Andrew is a “Sex addict” who is very adventurous in the bedroom and has a thing for Red Heads.

- No wonder Prince Harry left England.

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Prince Charles kicked off Climate Week in New York City by saying we are taking so much from the planet, we’ll need three or four planets similar to Earth to survive.

- Question: Where are we gonna put ‘em??

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A cult leader claiming to be Jesus was arrested in Russia.

- He’s requested that he be tried by Judge Pontius Putin.

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Experts say spending too much time on social media can be damaging to your mental health… especially when reading too much negative news. It’s called “Doomscrolling”.

- You may not realize it, but by reading this blog, your “Doomscrolling” right now . And you’ll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But soon… and for the rest of your life.

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RIP… Tommy DeVito, founding member of the Four Seasons has died at age 92 & All-Time Great Legendary Chicago Bears Running Back Gale Sayers gone at 77 of Dementia.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick