An Alaska woman got the scare of a lifetime when she went to use an outhouse and was bitten by a bear living inside.
- So apparently Bears DON’T Beep in the Woods… they do it in the Outhouse… like they should.
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President Biden posed for an Oval Office Photo with his two German Sheppards, Major and Champ.
- Afterwards, Major and Champ took a nap in the Dog House Bill Clinton used to sleep in.
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Voice Actor Harry Shearer, who is white, is stepping down as the voice of a black doctor on “The Simpsons” after criticisms over cross-racial representation.
- They should have Bill Cosby play the Doctor… He’s black and he’s really good at handing out Pills.
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Two young Florida women were caught dressing up as Grannies so they could cut the line for the COVID vaccine.
- Police became suspicious when they their Thongs peaking out over the top of the Depends.
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Customs Officials have seized 44-pounds of Corn Flakes “Frosted” with Cocaine.
- In a related story, Feds seized a box of Fiber One from a woman’s luggage saying it was an “Explosive Device”.
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Bon Appétit magazine is taking heat for it’s “Archive Repair Project” which was created to remove “Objectionable Material” - including ingredient lists - from recipes to make them more “Woke”.
- For instance… Chocolate Chip Cookie recipes will no longer distinguish between White and Brown Sugar, and “Heavy Cream” will now be referred to as “Plus-Size Milk”.
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A new report claims Amazon’s Jeff Bezos is exploring buying the Washington football team.
- I wish he’d buy the Lions. That way we could have a winning season delivered in just two years.
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JUST A REMINDER!!! The 34th Annual Salvation Army Radiothon benefiting the Bed & Bread Club kicks off this afternoon at 4pm and runs through tommorw night at 7pm. This is THE fundraiser for this Vital Program that feeds and shelters tens of thousands of Metro Detroit Men, Women and Children 365 days a year! You can listen all day Friday on AM 760 WJR hosted by their regular line up of personalities… And then join Guy Gordon and Me - along with Jackie and Big Al - as we wrap things up during the 4pm to 7pm closing segment! As many of you know, this cause is near and dear to my heart… and any amount you can give will be so appreciated! You can even donate NOW by calling 833-SAL-HOPE… that’s 833-725-4673 (Some of you may have to Dial 1 first). OR you can text BREAD to 24365. I can’t tell you how much this program - and your support - means to me!
Have a great day and I’ll “See” you Friday… RADIOTHON DAY!!!
-Dick