Wow. Once again, you all proved why Metro-Detroiters are among the most giving in the country! With your help, we raised an astounding $1,734,364 for the Salvation Army Bed & Bread Program during the Radiothon on Friday! That money will feed and shelter untold thousands of Men, Women and Children in our area!! My thanks to WJR AM 760, our Radiothon Sponsors and our AMAZING Donors for your incredibly generous support!!!

And now… on with the News!

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A school district in Virginia has canceled its annual celebration of Dr. Seuss’s birthday after a study allegedly found his books to be filled with “White Supremacy” among other things.

- Turns out the Grinch didn’t really “Steal Christmas”… he just looted a few Christmas presents during a “Mostly Peaceful Protest” in Whoville.

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Yesterday, former Prez Trump said he WON’T form his own Political Party, but didn’t rule out running for Prez again as a Republican in 2024.

- His new slogan: “Make Twitter Mad Again!”

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Following an uproar on Social Media, Hasbro announced that they will keep “Mr.” and “Mrs.” Potatoe Head, but will begin selling “Genderless Potato Heads” as well to be “More Inclusive”.

- So from now on… what we used to call “Redskin Potatoes” will be known as “Genderless Potatoes of Color”.

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A second woman has come forward to accuse New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo of sexual harassment including asking her to play “Strip Poker”.

- Or as CNN is reporting it… “NY Governor Cuomo to Receive Emmy for “Best Actor in a Romantic Lead”.

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Disney World has modified its face mask policy in dining areas… saying people must also wear them while standing, waiting, or sitting. (On the potty??)

- In a related story… Happy, Sneezy and Dopey almost suffocated from wearing masks while “Whistling While They Worked”.

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Have a great day… Thanks again… and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick