Over the weekend the official website of the US Government - broke tradition by changing it’s banner from “The Biden Administration” to “The Biden-Harris Administration”. Meanwhile, Harris says she’s “living out of suitcases” across from the White House.

- This means that Kamala is just “One short stroll” away from the Presidency.

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Researchers in Mexico have created a “Nose Only” Mask that covers your Schnozz while leaving your mouth open to eat or drink.

- Amazingly, this development was predicted hundreds of years ago by Nostril-damous.

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Egyptian Authorities successfully freed the massive container ship that blocked the Suez Canal leaving more than 300 Vessels waiting in line to get through the 120-mile passage.

- It was so backed up it was starting to look like the Drive-Thru line at Chick-fil-A.

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A survey by Dating.Com found that single women prefer men with “Dad Bods” over those with “Six Pack Abs”.

- So……. PARTY ON!!!!!!!!!

- Who funded this survey? Dad’s Root Beer??

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Due to a dramatic surge in crime following their “Defunding” of the Police last summer, the City of Los Angeles voted 12-0 to “RE-fund” the police.

- I’ll betcha didn’t see THAT one coming.

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Prince William has been named The World’s Sexiest Bald Man.

- Between Baldy and Hairy, this has been quite the year for the Royals.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick