A family is suing General Mills after claiming they found Dental Floss and Shrimp Tails in their Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal.
- Well that’s where the “Toasty Crunch” comes from!
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Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is joining the board of directors of the New York Mets.
- He’ll be in charge of the Giant Soft Pretzel concession.
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Prince Harry has reportedly taken on a new job as an executive of a Silicon Valley startup.
- He accepted the Job yesterday, but Meghan told Oprah he did it three days ago in a secret ceremony in their backyard.
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The Washington Post is being mocked by some on Social Media for a “Woke” article called “Social Justice for Toddlers” that claims babies develop Bias as early as 3 months and encourages parents to read their infants books about diversity.
- There’s also a book for infants on sexual harassment called “Pat the Bunny… But only if the Bunny CONSENTS First!”
- When our girls were infants… We didn’t want them to be “Woke”… We wanted them to be “Sleep”.
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Researchers from the University of Leeds in England say eating just a small amount of processed meat - such as one slice of bacon or lunch meat - each day significantly increases the risk of mental decline.
- To prove it, have some bacon or lunchmeat and then sing this jingle: “My Bologna has a first name… it’s O-S-C-A-R. My Bologna has a Second name is M-A-Y-E-R. Oh I love to eat it everyday, and If you asks me why I’ll Say … Ummmmm…. I Forget.”
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The Clinton Foundation announced that Vice President Kamala Harris will sit down for a one-on-one conversation about empowering women with… wait for it… Bill Clinton.
- I guess Andrew Cuomo is busy that day.
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Kermit the Frog has been added to the Library of Congress's National Recording Registry.
- The Registry said it’s committed to be more inclusive of “Frogs of Color”.
- They held the induction ceremony on March 17th… and to show their support, ALL of the frogs showed up wearing Green!
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!
-Dick