It’s “National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day”!

- I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize for missing “National Goober Day” which was observed on Feb. 25. We only missed by a month… but still, we missed.

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Citizens of Vancouver, Canada are outraged after Officials announced that they’re paying $645,000 for a SINGLE PUBLIC TOILET for one of the cities Public Parks.

- Talk about flushing money down the drain.

- Men say they’re not gonna stand for this and women vow they won’t take it sitting down.

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Researchers in Sweden report that men who have survived a heart attack could prolong their life by taking Viagra… and the more often they take it, the longer they could live.

- So apparently there are TWO things Viagra can lengthen.

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During the first eruption of Iceland’s Fagradalsfjall Volcano last week, some tourists and residents were caught on video roasting Hot Dogs over tiny streams of lava.

- Are they crazy?? I would have gone with S’mores!

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A North Korean citizen has been arrested by the US for his part in a scheme to send much wanted “luxury items” back to North Korean’s “Supreme Leader” Kim Jong Un.

- If you’ve seen Lil Kim lately, I’d say some of those luxury item were “Supreme Pizzas with Double Pepperoni, Bacon, Sausage, Ham and Extra Cheese”.

- That’s an upgrade from his usual pizza order… a “Hot and Chubby”.

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Queen Elizabeth’s Granddaughter, Zara Tindall gave birth to the Queen’s 10th Great Grandchild on the bathroom floor of her home Sunday because the Baby “couldn’t wait to be born”.

- He’s the second boy this year to make a quick exit from the Royal Family.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick