Yesterday’s story about Suzanne Somers and her 84 year old husband Alan Hamel having sex three times a morning, after breakfast - has a lot of senior men asking how he does it.

- His Secret? Cocoa Puffs.

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A 99 year old former Professional Dancer in England named “Dinkie Flowers” is giving dance lessons to raise money for COVID relief.

- And if that goes well, Dinkie’s gonna to offer a course in “Walking Up The Stairs Of Air Force One”.

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Miami Beach will extend their COVID restrictions until April 12 after officials had to call in a SWAT team with Pepper Spray Balls to break up a crowd of rowdy Spring Breakers who defied an 8pm curfew.

- If college students want to take over the streets, party, and cause extensive damage with no repercussions… they should be spending their Spring Break in Portland, Oregon.

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Harry and Meghan’s female Chief of Staff abruptly quit her position after just a year on the job - becoming the latest in a long line of employees to leave the couple.

- She says she wants to work for “Someone nicer”… So she’s taken a job as Personal Assistant to Ellen DeGeneres.

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Krispy Kreme has announced that anyone who shows proof that they’ve gotten the COVID Vaccine will receive a free doughnut EVERY DAY THIS YEAR.

- That is, if you last that long.

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A very disturbed Gay man from Indiana was arrested for trying to kill and consume the people he met on the GRINDR dating app.

- His profile said his favorite foods included, “FRANK and Beans”, “MAC and Cheese” and “Peanut Butter and JERRY”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick