The Biden Administration continues to deny that we have a CRISIS at the Southern Border, despite a surge in migrants that’s left facilities 729% ABOVE capacity.

- Apparently the cut-off for a “Crisis” is 730%.

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A study by Northwestern University found that eating breakfast before 8:30 in the morning may lower your chances of Diabetes.

- So all I have to do is make sure I have my Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity Breakfast at IHOP BEFORE 8:30 and I’m good to go!!

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Kim Kardashian’s Multi, Multi Millionaire sister Kylie is taking heat for asking her fans to donate to a friend’s GoFundMe page that is looking to raise $60,000.

- Kylie said she was going to deliver a check for the full amount, but her Range Rover, two Ferraris, three Rolls Royces, and Bentley were in the shop.

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A British scientist has developed a new “Robotic Skeleton” that will allow Sex Dolls to walk on their own.

- I knew the scientist was a Man when I read that the “walk feature” was designed so the Sex Doll can get up and make her partner a Sandwich after the “Festivities”.

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British Police arrested 36 people at an Anti-Lockdown protest in London on Saturday.

- And yet Prince Andrew is still walking the streets.

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74-year-old Suzanne Somers says she and her 84-year-old husband Alan Hamel had Sex three times a day during lockdown… BEFORE LUNCH.

- He may be 84… but apparently he’s still a “Thigh Master”.

- Suzanne says between her, her husband and Viagra… Three’s Company!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick