Happy St. Patricks Day!!! In honor of the Irish… A Limerick:

There once was a Governor named Andy,

Who - it - appears was quite Randy,

He hit on some Chicks,

Made the elderly Sick…

But the Emmy’s thought him a Jim Dandy!

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The so-called “Vaccination Shirt” worn by Dolly Parton when she got her Covid Vaccine has become the hottest fashion trend of 2021. It features open shoulders for easy access when getting the shot.

- When I first saw the pic of Dolly I was worried. I thought the Vaccine caused swelling in the chest.

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As the Immigration situation at the Southern Border continues to spin out of control, President Biden announced yesterday his message to Migrants has now changed to “Don’t Come”.

- Call me crazy, but hadn’t the Immigration situation pretty much settled down BEFORE the election??

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Scientists in Sweden say they have created a device that can prevent or reverse conditions such as diabetes and obesity while patients continue to eat a high-fat diet.

- Unfortunately, like the furniture out of Sweden, it takes you six weeks and ten friends to put the device together.

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A new report claims Kim Jong-Un is not responding to President Biden's phone calls.

- It’s not that Lil Kim doesn’t want to talk to him… he’s just busy filling out his “March Madness Brackets”.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci said that IF the nation doesn’t pull back on public safety measures… it’s possible that Americans may be able to gather in small-family groups to Celebrate the Fourth of July.

- Well Hot Dog!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick