In order to be “More Inclusive” Columbia University in NYC will hold 6 extra Graduation Ceremonies for students based on their race, economic background, sexual preference and gender identity.

- I don’t care how many ceremonies they hold, there’s still gonna be one guy who walks across the stage whose buddies start cheering for because they know he’s not wearing pants under his gown.

- Bottom line: They’ll be “Pomp” for “Every Circumstance”.

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Happy Birthday to Erik Estrada who turns 72 today!

- At his age he’s staring in a new diet-restricted TV show called “Unsalted, Reduced Fat C.H.I.P.’s”.

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99 year old Prince Phillip is out after undergoing heart surgery and spending a month in the Hospital.

- Gee. I wonder what they’re gonna talk about when he gets home?

- I can hear it now… “Hey Liz… Did you hear from Harry and Meghan while I was gone?”…

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One of NY Gov Andrew Cuomo’s sexual harassment accusers has told investigators that he is “obsessed with the size of his hands” and what that might mean for the size of his other body parts.

- Well you know what they say… Big Hands, Big Gloves.

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NBC is going to stream a new show about a man who wants to kill himself.

- It’s a reboot of “Sex & the City” but this version stars Andrew Cuomo.

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More than 150 Spring Breakers were arrested for ignoring the Midnight Curfew in Miami Beach over the weekend.

- Most of the girls were wearing Masks that were bigger than their bikinis.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick