It’s March 15th aka “The Ides of March” the day Roman Emperor Julius Caesar was assassinated, famously saying, “Et tu Brute?”… Then all the Senators headed out for a nice Caesar Salad.

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Did you watch the Grammy’s last night?? Me neither.

I read that Beyonce made history by becoming the first performer to win 28 Grammy’s. And after seeing the outfit she wore in the acceptance pictures, I’d say she’s on track to win a couple Golden Globes as well.

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Embattled NY Gov Andrew Cuomo was photographed walking around his NY mansion talking on the phone with a Grandma-looking blanket around his shoulders.

- He looked just like one of those Mafia Dons… except Cuomo’s being accused of “Offing” a lot more people.

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Meanwhile, sales of Cuomo’s formerly best-selling book, “Leadership Lessons from the COVID-19 Pandemic” have tanked amid the Sexual Harassment and Nursing Home Scandals.

- Well, I can think of 15,000 people who didn’t buy it.

- 15,000 and 7 if you count the female accusers….. So far!

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Sources close to Meghan Markle say the “Duchess” is strongly considering a run for President in 2024.

- If Meghan becomes President… Would that would make Harry “The First Wimp”??

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A survey by OnePoll of 2000 people found that single Americans are “pleasuring themselves” up to THREE TIMES A DAY during lockdowns. (True… Google it!)

- This is what you get when the first 2 people you call to “Survey” are Charlie Sheen and Pee Wee Herman.

- I’m thinking those singles have a little too much time on their hands.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick