With all the craziness these days… there is some GOOD NEWS! Friday, NASA announced that the Earth will NOT be hit by a Catastrophic asteroid during the next 100 YEARS.

- Awesome! Now all we have to worry about is China, North Korea, Iran and COVID-19… I can finally sleep at night!

Speaking of “Earth shattering”…

Scholastic has pulled a kid’s book, “Captain Underpants” - for what they’re calling “passive racism.”

- I always thought “Captain Underpants” was a picture book that teaches kids about Bill Clinton.

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5,000 people attended a rock concert in Barcelona, Spain on Saturday raising concerns that it may have been a COVID Super Spreader Event.

- Remember the good old days when the only things you could Catch at a rock concert were a Frisbee and a Contact High?

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The White House now says that instead of working to fix the acute crisis at the Southern border, VP Harris will devote her energies to finding the “Root cause of why people migrant to the US”.

- Let’s see… How about lack of education, poverty, cartels… and the fact that President Biden invited them to come?

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The latest celeb beauty trend is the “Zoom Facial” - a treatment which costs thousands of $$$ and supposedly makes skin appear smooth and glowing during Zoom meetings.

- Call me crazy, but I won’t even spend big bucks to make myself look “smooth and glowing” IN PERSON.

- Just another reason I went into Radio.

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And finally… As punishment for breaking their schools COVID-19 guidelines, the Auburn University Bass Fishing Team has been suspended from competition until 2022.

- This is bad news for the Boys on the team… but good news for the Bass.

- The Boys are suing the school and have hired the law firm Hook, Line & Sinker.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick