Meghan Markle is reportedly planning on a “Home Birth” for her and Prince Harry’s second child - a girl who is due early this summer.

- Fingers crossed the birth doesn’t show up on another Oprah Special.

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Police in Upstate New York have charged a SEVEN YEAR OLD boy with Sexual Assault.

- Details are still coming in, but as of now he says he WILL NOT resign as Governor of his Tree House.

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According to a new report, one of the ships that was caught in the Suez Canal traffic jam was stocked with Sex Toys.

- Well now we know how they freed the ship… They vibrated it out!

(Actually… the “Super Moon” is being credited with aiding in Freeing the ship from the Canal… It caused the tides to rise an extra 19 inches which made the Ship easier to pull).

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Just a week after being returned to the White House, President Biden’s Dog “Major” has been involved in yet another “Biting Incident”.

- In response, the White House says that in addition to her role of finding the “Root Cause of the Crisis at the Southern Border”, VP Harris has also been assigned the job of finding the “Root Cause of why Dogs bite People”.

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Researchers in Germany say being playful with your loved one can influence how happy you feel with your sex life.

- This explains why my dog always “hugs” my leg after we play “Go Fetch”.

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Some Environmental Scientists are warning that Pollution is “Causing Men’s Penises to Shrink”.

- Was it necessary to say “MEN’S” Penises??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick